Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Whoso sheddeth man's blood by man shall his blood be shed.

A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.

We have in the last two years, we have passed 350 legislation in the parliament, most of which deal with democratization, human rights, and of course, economy.

A heart full of courage and cheerfulness needs a little danger from time to time, or the world gets unbearable.

[Sometimes] I sit in front of my [gaming] console with my headphones on and I play. I love that. It's a nice form of escapism.

Folks who go through the tabloids ought to have to be lied to.

My graduate studies were carried out at the California Institute of Technology.

Authentic happiness is not linked to an activity; it is a state of being, a profound emotional balance struck by a subtle understanding of how the mind functions.

Digital design is like painting, except the paint never dries.

One way to find your place is like the rain, a million requests for lodging, one that wins, finds your cheek: you find your home.