Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.

When we blindly accept an idea, a thought, or a dogma, we become blind.

Remember: worry, fear, and negative thoughts produce a yield from those thoughts that have to be inevitably reaped after they have been sown!

Love teaches a good person to do bad and a bad person to do good.

A great part of courage is the courage of having done the thing before.

The absurd depends as much on man as on the world. For the moment, it is all that links them together.

I wanted really to make it moment to moment, partly because I'm an actor and that's how I operate - actors are all about creating the moment.

I have no precise idea of who makes up my readership. I'm surprised when I discover people have read my poems at all.

You have to see human rights as an all-embracing concept. It could be something that would unite the world, if it could only be seen in that light.

Compared to gardeners, I think it is generally agreed that others understand very little about anything of consequence.

Rome was not built in a day Opposition will come your way But the harder the battle you see It's the sweeter the victory