Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

People are of two types, they are either your brothers in faith or your equals in humanity.

As many micro-credit schemes across the world can testify, investment in women is the best investment for the future.

I'm telling you that India is that way, now set my course.

Wars are never cured, they just go into remission for a few years.

Most human behavior is nothing other than the avoidance of pain and the pursuit of pleasure.

Allegories, when well chosen, are like so many tracks of light in a discourse, that make everything about them clear and beautiful.

Boys, as far as England was concerned, were always the hard core. And you just know the guys like it. They want to be you. Some might be attracted to you without knowing it.

By bringing nature into our lives, we invite humility.

I have a real eclectic taste for work, for movies, for characters and jobs.

She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.