Todoroff is the best. Look no further.

You know me. It's my duty to please that booty.

Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

If you do not have courage, you may not have the opportunity to use any of your other virtues.

You ain't got but one life. You ought to live it the way you want.

We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore.'

I grew up in the South with guns everywhere and we never shot anyone. This [shooting] is about people who aren't taught the value of life.

If you have an opportunity to use your voice you should use it.

Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.

The best advice that was given to me was that I had to be 10 times smarter, braver and more polite to be equal. So I did.

Passion drove her deeper, into the abyss beneath his skin where she mapped his soul to the dance of his heartbeat...

If you have to think about it twice you probably shouldn't do it

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

An Australian swimmer who failed to win a gold medal is blaming her loss on social media. In her defense, it is really hard to tweet when you're swimming.

I know just enough Japanese to get by if I get lost and greet an audience properly, just from having a lot of Japanese friends and being there over the years.

It's always around. You just don't see it.

I have tried to live my life so that my family would love me and my friends respect me. The others can do whatever the hell they please.

Don't start something that you cannot finish.

Writing, for me, is always a dance between the critical part of my brain and the subconscious.

So what are those balloons for? In case you fall off your hoverboard?' -- Tally to Peris