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Tweet Quotes: "I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page."

I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page.



Tweet Quotes: "I don’t tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink."

I don’t tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink.




Tweet Quotes: "The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about."

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.



Tweet Quotes: "I can give you high blood pressure just on the phone by criticizing you. On the other hand, I can send a tweet to somebody in China and give them a dopamine hit."

I can give you high blood pressure just on the phone by criticizing you. On the other hand, I can send a tweet to somebody in China and give them a dopamine hit.




Tweet Quotes: "I don't regret any tweets. I'm not a tweeter and deleter. So I have no regrets."

I don't regret any tweets. I'm not a tweeter and deleter. So I have no regrets.



Tweet Quotes: "There's an entire universe in every single tweet, and it all really depends on the content as far as how it's going to spread."

There's an entire universe in every single tweet, and it all really depends on the content as far as how it's going to spread.



Tweet Quotes: "Every time my TweetDeck shoots a new tweet to my desktop, I experience a little dopamine spritz that takes me away from... from... wait, what was I saying?"

Every time my TweetDeck shoots a new tweet to my desktop, I experience a little dopamine spritz that takes me away from... from... wait, what was I saying?




Tweet Quotes: "I'm always amazed by people who blog all the time and tweet all the time, and still get things done. I don't know how they do it."

I'm always amazed by people who blog all the time and tweet all the time, and still get things done. I don't know how they do it.



Tweet Quotes: "The Tweets that I have written that are most popular are the ones that are the kind of universal girly concerns and observations."

The Tweets that I have written that are most popular are the ones that are the kind of universal girly concerns and observations.



Tweet Quotes: "Read books, discover the blues and don't Tweet."

Read books, discover the blues and don't Tweet.



Tweet Quotes: "The reason I don't tweet as much as I used to, is because I'm sick of all the useless opinions and hate that I get daily. Goodbye Twitter."

The reason I don't tweet as much as I used to, is because I'm sick of all the useless opinions and hate that I get daily. Goodbye Twitter.



Tweet Quotes: "I've had to learn when not to tweet. Like, you learn how to keep your mouth shut? Learn to keep your tweet shut."

I've had to learn when not to tweet. Like, you learn how to keep your mouth shut? Learn to keep your tweet shut.




Tweet Quotes: "I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing."

I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing.



Tweet Quotes: "My mother, she killed me, My father, he ate me, My sister Marlene, Gathered all my bones, Tied them in a silken scarf, Laid them beneath the juniper tree, Tweet, tweet, what a beautiful bird am I."

My mother, she killed me, My father, he ate me, My sister Marlene, Gathered all my bones, Tied them in a silken scarf, Laid them beneath the juniper tree, Tweet, tweet, what a beautiful bird am I.



Tweet Quotes: "The amateur tweets. The pro works."

The amateur tweets. The pro works.



Tweet Quotes: "I have thoughts every day that are themselves tweets."

I have thoughts every day that are themselves tweets.



Tweet Quotes: "Just like Trump Tower, he [Donald Trump] must have hired a foreign worker to do his own tweets."

Just like Trump Tower, he [Donald Trump] must have hired a foreign worker to do his own tweets.



Tweet Quotes: "People ask me why I don't tweet. Honestly, I'm so sick of myself."

People ask me why I don't tweet. Honestly, I'm so sick of myself.



Tweet Quotes: "I've never sent a Tweet. I think I have an account but I don't know who runs it. I've never done one in my life."

I've never sent a Tweet. I think I have an account but I don't know who runs it. I've never done one in my life.



Tweet Quotes: "It's kind of cool—and it makes me feel like a badass. I get more girls than my boyfriend. They always tweet me about my booty."

It's kind of cool—and it makes me feel like a badass. I get more girls than my boyfriend. They always tweet me about my booty.



Tweet Quotes: "If I say something about David [Bowie], I get 1000 tweets, if I say something about my business just a few! The more personal, the better."

If I say something about David [Bowie], I get 1000 tweets, if I say something about my business just a few! The more personal, the better.



Tweet Quotes: "We are so quick to tweet, Facebook, and Instagram but we treat prayer with a sense of delay?"

We are so quick to tweet, Facebook, and Instagram but we treat prayer with a sense of delay?



Tweet Quotes: "You are what you tweet."

You are what you tweet.



Tweet Quotes: "I'm too old-school to tweet."

I'm too old-school to tweet.



Tweet Quotes: "I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time."

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.



Tweet Quotes: "I think social media really is a great tool. It fascinates me when I tweet something and right away you get a response almost immediately."

I think social media really is a great tool. It fascinates me when I tweet something and right away you get a response almost immediately.



Tweet Quotes: "One Chinese tweet is equal to 3.5 English tweets. ... Because of this, the Chinese really regard this microblogging as a media, not only a headline to media."

One Chinese tweet is equal to 3.5 English tweets. ... Because of this, the Chinese really regard this microblogging as a media, not only a headline to media.



Tweet Quotes: "Fans these days seem to almost expect a response from band-members any time they tweet or leave a comment etc."

Fans these days seem to almost expect a response from band-members any time they tweet or leave a comment etc.



Tweet Quotes: "A man you can bait with a Tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons."

A man you can bait with a Tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons.



Tweet Quotes: "I'm on Facebook and Twitter, and occasionally I will tweet something. Somehow my problem is that I don't think I have anything interesting to tweet about."

I'm on Facebook and Twitter, and occasionally I will tweet something. Somehow my problem is that I don't think I have anything interesting to tweet about.



Tweet Quotes: "No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care."

No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care.



Tweet Quotes: "Twitter is like Ozymandias' wall of tv's in Watchmen. You don't read every tweet, but from the whole you can absorb the zeitgeist."

Twitter is like Ozymandias' wall of tv's in Watchmen. You don't read every tweet, but from the whole you can absorb the zeitgeist.



Tweet Quotes: "I want Trump to send out a tweet saying that he's going to keep his campaign promises. He's not going to cut Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid."

I want Trump to send out a tweet saying that he's going to keep his campaign promises. He's not going to cut Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.



Tweet Quotes: "I always separate myself from reviews, but tweets and Instagram comments, they go directly to my phone. It's hard to keep up."

I always separate myself from reviews, but tweets and Instagram comments, they go directly to my phone. It's hard to keep up.



Tweet Quotes: "Whenever I get a tweet that's trying to promote a thing someone cares about, I'm like, "how annoying!""

Whenever I get a tweet that's trying to promote a thing someone cares about, I'm like, "how annoying!"



Tweet Quotes: "Harry Belafonte hit me to the Dream Defenders and I liked what they were about. When I asked them how I could help their movement, they said, "You can help by coming down here; you can tweet.""

Harry Belafonte hit me to the Dream Defenders and I liked what they were about. When I asked them how I could help their movement, they said, "You can help by coming down here; you can tweet."



Tweet Quotes: "On Twitter, when someone would die, I would write a joke. Or if there's a tragedy, I would write a joke and tweet it. That was my thing, and then at a certain point, people started demanding it."

On Twitter, when someone would die, I would write a joke. Or if there's a tragedy, I would write a joke and tweet it. That was my thing, and then at a certain point, people started demanding it.



Tweet Quotes: "A man who can be provoked by a tweet should not have his fingers anywhere near the nuclear codes."

A man who can be provoked by a tweet should not have his fingers anywhere near the nuclear codes.



Tweet Quotes: "I probably tweet every other day, which I know isn't half as much as some people."

I probably tweet every other day, which I know isn't half as much as some people.



Tweet Quotes: "Donald Trump really is who he is, and I think, for example, he'll probably tweet his entire life - and that's a fact. I just hope people get over it."

Donald Trump really is who he is, and I think, for example, he'll probably tweet his entire life - and that's a fact. I just hope people get over it.



Tweet Quotes: "I'm the sort of person who takes a camera to dinner or a nightclub because I enjoy taking pictures of people. I tweet all my pictures, which is bad."

I'm the sort of person who takes a camera to dinner or a nightclub because I enjoy taking pictures of people. I tweet all my pictures, which is bad.



Tweet Quotes: "I get tweets every single day going, like, 'I'm so glad you weren't on 'The X Factor.''"

I get tweets every single day going, like, 'I'm so glad you weren't on 'The X Factor.''



Tweet Quotes: "Books are like tweets, except longer."

Books are like tweets, except longer.



Tweet Quotes: "I tweet too much. I can't even pretend it's because I'm talking to fans."

I tweet too much. I can't even pretend it's because I'm talking to fans.



Tweet Quotes: "Favoriting tweets has become a form of acknowledging that you've read what someone else has written."

Favoriting tweets has become a form of acknowledging that you've read what someone else has written.



Tweet Quotes: "Is it worth getting one more tweet out, or putting your phone down and doing something that is worth tweeting?"

Is it worth getting one more tweet out, or putting your phone down and doing something that is worth tweeting?



Tweet Quotes: "I always tweet about where we're at. Since I'm performing at amphitheaters, I'll try to run up and down the stairs and across the field."

I always tweet about where we're at. Since I'm performing at amphitheaters, I'll try to run up and down the stairs and across the field.



Tweet Quotes: "I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely."

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.



Tweet Quotes: "I always think if it's a good story, the audience can't wait to run out of the theater and go tweet somebody with the gist of a story, in a nutshell, almost, because it was that interesting."

I always think if it's a good story, the audience can't wait to run out of the theater and go tweet somebody with the gist of a story, in a nutshell, almost, because it was that interesting.