Jersey Shore Quotes

Jersey Shore Quote of the day

We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore.'

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.

I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer.

Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.

When you say, 'I spent my summers at the Jersey Shore,' people always say, 'Oh, really?' They think of the TV show. So I just say, 'A cute little harbor town in New Jersey.'

I took the LSAT the day 'Jersey Shore' premiered, and after that I was too busy to go to law school.

The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'

I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'

Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked to join the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'

Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique.

The Jersey Shore is the kind of place where the policeman has a little cottage that might have been in the family for years and many other people call home.

I'm not a big fan of 'Jersey Shore' and those kinds of shows where people are really playing up to the cameras.

Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore.

Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.