Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

An old fashioned outfit is not a costume, it's a comedy.

Back of every creation, supporting it like an arch, is faith. Enthusiasm is nothing: It comes and goes. But if one believes, then miracles occur.

I wondered why humans were even given the gift of speech at all. We no longer needed it

(...)no one can take the place of a perfect mother who gives you the world as you know it and makes you believe that it is yours to take.

The fake Zionist [regime] will disappear from the landscape of geography.

Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube; there are some things one would rather have done than do.

My purpose alone must be God's purpose.

The different accidents of life are not so changeable as the feelings of human nature.

I'm disappointed in acting as a craft. I want everything to go back to Orson Welles and fake noses and changing your voice. It's become so much about personality.

Leaders must attend to one key growth question: How authentically am I showing up in the world and my organization?