This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel!

Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How much do you remember?

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa.

Misery, thy name is Mudslide

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?

Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students.

Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.

I grabbed my purse, which was conveniently place by the front door. Gabriel was such a considerate abductor/host. He even left the front door unpadlocked.

Idiot, " I said, before grinning broadly and crushing his mouth to mine. "We need to pick new pet names for each other, " he muttered as I hefted myself up from the ground.

She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines around your mouth...Look, there they are.

Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs.""I was curious!

It's all about inner silence! Everything else would just take you there!

I got the famous Oprah hug!

Uncle fought in Vietnam and then he fought a war all by himself.

In the belly of Leviathan ... one can either despair and perish, or be cheerful and persevere.

Vegas will always be Vegas.

Let us face it: 'deep down' nobody in his right mind can visualize his own existence without assuming that he has always lived and will live hereafter.

The free world led by the U.S. fought almost all regimes that trampled on human rights.

Doing justice, loving mercy, seeking truth...these are the issues [the Bible] is clear on.

I heard the call to give up all and follow Christ into the slums to serve Him among the poorest of the poor. It was an order.

When you get talented people together with egos, this is kind of what happens.