They're not mating are they?

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

To tell your soul that you love it, is like remembering who you are after being in a coma for a hundred years. Your face will beam the light of a hundred galaxies.

Much wants more and loses all.

I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free

A great building must begin with the unmeasurable, must go through measurable means when it is being designed and in the end must be unmeasurable.

You will go through tough times, it's about getting through them.

I found the experiences that I had with sexuality were wonderful, they were very uplifting - we had a good time - and they didn't seem to affect the level of my mediation.

In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.

I always felt like I could combine good pop songs that are easy for people to like with a real person and a real mind and integrity.

Maybe it's just the morning light, but he looks pretty cool standing there with his sword.

There was nothing to react to except wind and trees [in Cast Away]. It was like making a silent movie.