These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

The thoughts that you think define your life that you live. So have good thoughts to have a great life.

To the ordinary, opposite, means hatred. Every person sees themselves as love. To the extraordinary, opposite means opportunity.

Everything can be summed up into an equation.

Seedsmen reckon that their stock in trade is not seeds at all ... it's optimism.

It is only great men who take up a great space by not being there.

Whatever your goal in life, unless you develop a great urgency, what could be near will be far away.

All books should be trilogies; I mean I think we all agree on that.

Learning to read and write changes lives; it means jobs, money, health, and dreams fulfilled.

Democracy functions best when we have an active citizenry.