There should be a talent that goes along with being famous.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

If only we wait on God's timings, we shall eat of the best fruits from the tree of life in the garden of God.

Love is the intoxication of God.

Hope, in general, is dangerous. Hope can be the loose thread that pulls apart your sanity.

The best models in the industry are the ones who feel comfortable on the set. If she doesn't feel comfortable, the images won't be beautiful.

Don't shut down the feedback loop with judgment, rigid beliefs, and prejudices.

There is a divine depth in silence. We meet God alone.

I prefer just being with people I like. That's my way of celebrating.

Once in a while our school has half days, and the teachers spend the afternoon 'in service,' which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us.

We're seeing that women continue to make less money, they continue to face violence.

Always keep your best work.