There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

No one taught us how to address our impulses. No one.

In any situation, there is hope.

The number one skill in life is not giving up.

I don't believe any religion should be exclusive or feel superior in any way, or be judgmental. It should be a quiet, private thing.

I speak my mind. That's who I am.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

Deprivation is for me what daffodils were for Wordsworth.

...the divided world of Aspen, where locals with a sense of entitlement were pitted against developers with a sense of condominiums.

I absolutely refused to make out with the gorgeous male model.