Gas Stations Quotes

Gas Stations Quote of the day

Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country.

You don't necessarily have to write to be a poet. Some people work in gas stations and they're poets. I don't call myself a poet, because I don't like the word. I'm a trapeze artist.

Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations.

What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.

I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people.

I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out

I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.

Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station.

I already tried that. Something heavy metal like. And sunglasses. But it didn't work; I went to the gas station and when I left the guy at the counter said, 'bye Mr Schumacher

I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood. I blacken the name of our fair city. I beat up people. I rob gas stations. I am a menace to society. Man do I have fun!

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations.

He ran a gas station down in St. Louis. No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century.

I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant.

I thought about going back to working at the gas station. I probably didn't like it at the time, but now it seems very romantic.

I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs, man. A lot of jobs.

I don't live in the papal residence. I live in a simple apartment behind the Vatican gas station.

Where did she come from, and where can I find one?" "Picked this one up at a gas station in West Virginia, bargain price. Last one on the shelf, sorry.

To be honest, there is a tourists' trail; my family had a farm and a gas station, and you can go and see my birthplace, though where I lived is actually under a freeway now.

When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel.

At one point, I was painting shells and selling them at gas stations for five cents. I was six years old or something.

The common mistake that business people make is they're going to get drive-by business...Only gas stations are helped

All of Iraq's oil fields are under U.S. control which is ironic considering all the gas stations here are run by Middle Easterners.

Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed.

You can't get away, I can't fill my car up at a gas station without Coors Light, Bud Light, Corona, whatever, it's just the way it is.

Life is not a tour of gas stations.

There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need content.