There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

People are not born with any entirety. With the time we take to achieve it. For it requires concentration and willpower.

It’s complicated. He’s not…' Human? 'He’s playing hard to get.

The bad, icky and stinky things that happen sometimes should never be allowed to have an adverse effect over the good, lovely and beautiful things happening everyday.

When we are loving, we openly and honestly express care, affection, responsibility, respect, commitment, and trust.

I like the unknown. I like mystery.

The minister's task is not to coddle the saints but to collar the sinners.

There is something to be said about laying bare the vocabulary of the aristocratic measure, right? There's something to be said about allowing the powerless to tell their own story.

And you know, I hate to admit this, but I don't always think in terms of Shakespeare. When I eat, I do. When I'm at a restaurant, I'll think, 'Hmm, what would Macbeth have ordered?'

Indignation at literary wrongs I leave to men born under happier stars. I cannot afford it.

You know, when I'm looking at these '08 yachts that are for sale, I think "I could have just walked in with a briefcase of cash and put it on the table and walked out with a yacht."