There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Doing something nice for myself is not selfish.

The intellectual architecture means focusing on doing great work instead of focusing on agency politics.

We are at a pivotal moment in our shared history. The global goals of a healthy planet, social equality, and economic opportunity for all are within reach. But we cannot prevaricate.

People are generally better persuaded by the reasons which they have themselves discovered than by those which have come in to the mind of others.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

The giving of love and understanding is an education in itself.

Twentieth pupil of the centuries knows its stuff and bird-changed this century like Jesus climbs the sky.

While we often huddle in groups of like-minded people, those with faith blaze a trail that threatens all of our comfort zones. Faith offends the stationary.

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

So, it's important for us to acknowledge that we're prone to be conservative, and in turn surround ourselves with individuals who will help break down our conservatism.