There is no Past, so long as Books shall live!

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

We walk into the rest of our lives together, not knowing it'll end before it's truly started.

As water changes its shape according to the shape of the vessel, I change myself by changing my thoughts.

Every gesture was one of disorder and violence, as if a lioness had come into the room.

Once computers can program, they basically take over technological progress because already, today, the majority of technological progress is run by software, by programming.

Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Free from passion and desire, you have stripped the thorns from the stem.

Guys are stimulated easily. They are easy to manipulate. All you have to do is wear a sexy outfit.

Music doesn't need to be perfect, but you'll know when it's right.

Some day the workers will take possession of your city hall, and when we do, no child will be sacrificed on the altar of profit!