There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Knowledge comes but wisdom lingers.

Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife.

The return to the Organization of the United States of America, the bearers of a great and diversified democratic culture that has inspired many other peoples.

People need to understand that the technology is for them. It's not to them. It's not over them. People still sometimes want to be led a little too much.

Leaders must invoke an alchemy of great vision.

The mystery of God hugs you in its all-encompassing arms.

[Donald Trump] has a long record of engaging in racist behavior.

It's so important to just be kind to one another because we aren't walking in that other person's shoes.

I promise myself that I would go and do a play every year.

I was pretty much prepared because I was already playing in extremely good ways when I arrived from Europe because I played jazz four or five years before I arrived here.