There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

One joke is enough to put a smile on your face.One hug is enough to put a smile on your heart.One kiss is enough to put a smile on your soul.

Memories are small prayers to God, if we believed in that sort of thing.

Buy what you love. Love those who can't be bought. Take in all the day has to offer. Give it all away.

To see something different gives you a chance to be something different!

Alcoholism is the disease of more.

Merit, however inconsiderable, should be sought for and rewarded. Methods are the master of masters.

Beauty is but skin deep, ugly to the bone. And when beauty fades away, ugly claims its own.

Taking the photograph is the easiest part for me

The nice thing about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.

The great quality of Dulness is to be unalterably contented with itself.