There are times when God draws us into the wilderness but He does so for a purpose and never with the intention that we make permanent camp there.

You can take the minister out of the pulpit, but you can’t take the ministry out of the minister.

A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.

You ought to be ironical the minute you get out of bed. You ought to wake up with your mouth full of pity.

All right, baby, " Daphne crooned."Talk to Mama and tell me all your secrets. . . .

I have loved movies as the number one thing in my life so long that I can't ever remember a time when I didn't.

Lust desireth not procreation, but pleasure only.

To me, the most poetic and intelligent way to bring up a subject is by showing very simply who you are and what you believe in.

A teetotaler would regard it as his duty to associate with his drunkard brother for the purpose of weaning him from the evil habit.

Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, "What happens if I do this?"

Man is born to live, to suffer, and to die, and what befalls him is a tragic lot. There is no denying this in the final end. But we must deny it all along the way.

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.