Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis.

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.

I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.

When you work for other people you'll find ... that they do know what's best for them, and for the company. And you should listen to them and be respectful, but they don't know what's best for you.

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.

It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too.

I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.

They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.

Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.

Homeowners' Association: the means whereby people who own homes are able to transfer their rights to the neighborhood control freaks.

When I first was offered the role on Rise [of the Planet of the Apes], I always played Caesar as a human being within ape skin.

I’m sick of asking questions everyone else already knows the answers to.

Creative ability is often mistakenly attributed to inborn talent. It is about all the ability to connect one thing with another.

And while it is true that I got the best woman in the world, I don't think love saves you.

The birth of democracy in Iraq is one of the great positive changes of our era.

People are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.

In crowds we have unison, in groups harmony. We want the single voice but not the single note; that is the secret of the group.

Once you have known the generosity of existence you will never feel miserable.

Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.