People are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Expect to wonder to find wonder.

Maybe we've been too silly to deserve a world like this.

There is nothing new in the world except the history you do not know.

I love Ralph Lauren. As I travel so much, I prefer to shop online.

It was always my intention that The Frieze should be housed in a room which would provide a suitable architectural frame for it.

No way construction of this tricky plan was built by other than a greater hand.

Anyone who promises you something that you have not earned is seeking to enslave you.

Positive minds produce positive lives. Negative minds produce negative lives. Positive thoughts are always full of faith and hope. Negative thoughts are always full of fear and doubt.

I'm also politically independent so I'm not a fan of either the Democrats in Congress or the Republicans in Congress.

A flapping tongue has killed more men than sudden storms ever did.