Nutty Quotes

Nutty Quote of the day

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.

Live nutty. Just occasionally. Just once in a while. And see what happens. It brightens up the day.

Guys I’m kind of nutty, but you have to understand that that’s all just me being myself.

As chairman of the Senate subcommittee responsible for NASA appropriations, I say not a penny for this nutty fantasy.

"Hear! hear!" screamed the jay from a neighboring tree, where I had heard a tittering for some time, "winter has a concentrated and nutty kernel, if you know where to look for it."

that's as nutty as squirrel turds

I make my patients feel like they're still part of life, part of some grand nutty scheme instead of alone with their diseases. With me, they still feel part of the human race.

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

My fans have designated themselves the, uh, 'Pine Nuts.' They're a nutty bunch.

It's good to experience Hollywood in short bursts, I guess. Little snippets. I don't think I can handle being here all the time, it's pretty nutty.

I came to love Fenway. It was a place that rejuvenated me after a road trip; the fans right on top of you, the nutty angles. And the Wall. That was my baby, the left-field wall, the Green Monster.

We live in a crazy time. Every other week, there's a school shooting. There's always some nutty thing and I've always wanted to kind of understand the crazy.

She's as nutty as squirrel poo.

Life is nutty; anything can happen.

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.

The fact that I haven't been married might qualify me as belonging in the nutty category to a lot of women.

I guess I define myself as a mother, a wife, kind of a nutty person. A good person.

And if we seem nutty to you and if we seem like an odd ball to you, just remember one thing. The mighty oak tree was once a nut just like me.

I love women, and I just think that they're great. I mean, yes, they can be a little nutty sometimes, but they're great.

I am radically, insanely, nutty in love with Jesus!

I signed Jay-Z because he was on fire. I wasn't a genius. The record was great. I put it on The Nutty Professor soundtrack and we signed him.

Right. I’ve been missing Nutty McFang anyway.” “Stop making up names for him.” “What about Count Crackula?” “Just stop.

Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place.

I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.

I think If I were to look for the most foolish Clinton supporter and ask you to give them equal time nationally, I could find you some pretty nutty people who are for Hillary Clinton.

There's a guy in California who was voting 24 years after he died. I mean, so to suggest to us that people who are concerned about honest elections are somehow nutty, I think, is a mistake.

I don't know which is more nutty. All this stuff I do outside of work, or the stuff I do all week.

Adolescence involves our nutty-desperate-ecstatic-rash psychological efforts to come to terms with new bodies and outrageous urges.

What is Thanksgiving without a nutty relative?

I am always surprised when people do get upset. Perhaps its just the nutty people who write to newspapers who get upset.

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

Nutty people are always writing me. I always think I must be on some nutty mailing list.

Minds that have withered into psychosis are far more terrifying than any character of fiction.

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.