The spirit of the woods is like an old good friend, makes me feel warm and good inside. I knew his name and it was good to see him again, cause in the wind he's still alive.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

We have invented the literature because the reality wasn’t imaginative enough and we also wanted to be alone, at least for a while!

Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

Education is not the filling of a pail but the lighting of a fire.

I don't play for records.

I can't go to war with paparazzi.

There’s more time spent on teaching kids about recycling than on character development in the American schools.

Music sweeps by me as a messenger - Carrying a message that is not for me

This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.

Life is too short to make an over-serious business out of it.

I'm just always making things that are personal but hopefully also inspiring, and share not just my story, but other people's stories.