Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Funny Thanksgiving Quote of the day

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.

On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.

You can only govern men by serving them. The rule is without exception.

God is glorified, not by our groans, but by our thanksgivings.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.

The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need a job.'

People always think of Chinese food as the go-to ethnic food when everything else is closed during the holidays, but Indian is a nice alternative. Plus - Indians? Thanksgiving? Kinda makes sense.

No One Diets on Thanksgiving.