The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Fear of facing the grasp of death changes one's outlook on every little thing.

There is a widespread sense of loss here, if not always of God, then at least of meaning.

We are not punished for our sins, we are punished by them. We can't live with guilt for the whole of our lives..

I spent a lot of time behind the Iron Curtain, and their cars were abysmal.

The most exciting thing happening in business is the rise of vigilante consumers.

If you had to pick between one or the other, I can't say which one is better; but I would certainly say, in my orientation, the light of samadhi is all-pervasive. Samadhi will free you.

There is no cause so good or noble that it will not attract fuggheads; and the fuggheads will get all the press.

More and more I’ve become convinced that the great treasure to possess is the unknown.

There were never going to be any happy endings for me. I know that now. But that is all right.

He doesn't marry a woman who is perfect. He marries the woman who is interesting.