The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

God finally caught his eye.

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!

Satire is what closes Saturday night.

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

By forgiving others, you consciously cut ties with the negative energies that are binding you.

If organizations measure the input to the strategy implementation, but not the output, it’s a recipe for disaster.

In conversation, points arise! If a human being converses much, it is impossible for him to avoid the truth! (Hercule Poirot)

I mean I would still love to be in Mel Brooks' movies; he's great.

There is no love without friendship. Passion alone does not form relationships of value.

A runway is like a shrink's couch; stuff just comes out.

Lakshmi, the Goddess of wealth, comes of Her own accord where fools are not respected, grain is well stored up, and the husband and wife do not quarrel.

I finished a marathon.

Manners carry the world for the moment, character for all time.

Any writer worth his salt knows that only a small proportion of literature does nore than partly compensate people for the damage they have suffered in learning to read.