There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

God finally caught his eye.

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

Satire is what closes Saturday night.

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

Even those who do not, or cannot, avail themselves of a scientific education, choose to benefit from the technology that is made possible by the scientific education of others.

Kiss away the past as you head towards the future.

An Amazing God + Amazing Faith = An Amazing Life!

I hate water. It's so boring. And it takes up so much room in your stomach.

I hope that energy-efficient LED light bulbs will help reduce energy use and lower the cost of lighting worldwide.

Feel free to listen, feel free to stare.

I never think people are cheeering for us. In fact, i don’t really hear them at all.

What do you have when you have an agent buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.

If it [dabbling in art] didn't amuse me, I beg you to believe that I wouldn't do it.

Never look back, reminising on yesterday, smile for the future, tomorrow's a new day.