The hardest part of the day is all the stuff after I open my eyes in the morning.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

To be ignorant is to waste the talents you were born with. To be ignorant is to confine your life to a path no different than the generations before you

Dangerous Are the ways of love ….Baby dangerous When you can’t get enough …Lonely nights are spent in vain

You WILL eventually become what you think. Whether you succeed or fail is determined in your mind long before we see it play out in real-time.

Stay focus on your ultimate sacred goal.

Hypotheses are what we lack the least.

It's time for you to move, realizing that the thing you are seeking is also seeking you.

Why can't somebody give us a list of things that everybody thinks and nobody says, and another list of things that everybody says and nobody thinks?

I daydream about a high school where everybody plays the harmonica: the students, the teachers, the principal, the janitor and the cook in the cafeteria.

So many of my dreams were to actually be able to make a living of what I did as a hobby.

Treating your adversary with respect is giving him an advantage to which he is not entitled.