The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Inauspicious intents (ashubh bhaav) binds demerit karma (paap), auspicious intents (shubh bhaav) binds merit karma (punya) and pure intents (shuddh bhaav) results in liberation (moksha).

If there is anything worth fearing in the world, it is living in such a way that gives one cause for regret in the end.

Those who do not succeed do not believe in their ability to exercise the potential power to forge beyond perceptions of limitations.

In combat life is short nasty and brutish. The issues of national policy which brought him into war are irrelevant to the combat soldier he is concerned with his literal life chances.

I am like a lemon. I'm pressed for more juice. When I have fun, there's still juice. I am not dried up.

Every American carries in his bloodstream the heritage of the malcontent and the dreamer.

A Jew describes another Jew simply as a human being; a Gentile describes him, first and foremost, as a Jew.

It's important to realize that the images are everywhere, not just where you want or expect them to be.

I have sometimes suspected that the only thing that holds no mystery is happiness, because it is its own justification.

Everyone has a spirit that can be refined, a body that can be trained in some manner, a suitable path to follow. You are here to realize your inner divinity and manifest your innate enlightenment.