The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

I reduced painting to its logical conclusion and exhibited three canvases: red, blue, and yellow. I affirmed: this is the end of painting.

The passion to explore is at the heart of being human.

I didn't know anything about acting, much less about acting in a comedy.

We will be in tune with our bodies only if we truly love and honor them. We can't be in good communication with the enemy.

A billion people died on the news tonight.

I’m the bomb like tick tick.

You can date the evolving life of a mind, like the age of a tree, by the rings of friendship formed by the expanding central trunk.

If you ask why we meditate, I would say it's so we can become more flexible and tolerant to the present moment.

It is error to believe that Every man is free to embrace and profess that religion which, guided by the light of reason, he shall consider true.

Science is about the process; it's not about the conclusion.