The Olympic movement simply cannot allow the Russians to become estranged, because Russia is a vital part of the world sports community, in the sense of having nuclear missiles.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Burn me. Drown me. Tell me lies. I will still be who I am.

One of the greatest perils to an extensive republic is the disregard of individual rights.

How is there going to be Peace when there is no Justice?

Everybody thinks making films back to back is a big deal but they did it all the time in the old days.

There is no better day than today to do the things you've been putting off. Take action; it's the only way to change your life!

I cannot give active support in the war effort without denying a life-time of practice.

There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat.

The Apple store is not a store. It is an exercise in evangelism.

At the time of German Reunification, it was no secret that Germany would soon become the strongest political entity in the European Union. And that has happened.

I write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.