The English take everything with an exquisite sense of humour. They are only offended if you tell them that they have no sense of humour.

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.

The man who is not afraid of danger is not a hero, but a psychopath.

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge; nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them.

Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

I asked many friends if Australian anti-intellectualism was still a living force and they all told me it was. If you are above average intelligence, hide this embarrassing fact.

The English are always ready to admire anything so long as they can queue up.

The British suffer from a most unfortunate superiority complex - unjustified even under Victoria and most certainly hopelessly out-of-date today.

If you're young and talented, it's like you have wings.

Only your thoughts can bring you happiness.

Freedom is my soul-spirit set free from any chains.

I really don’t want to win. I just want to improve and be better than I was.

Outside the arch, always there seemed another arch. And beyond the remotest echo, a silence.

He who desires a lifetime of happiness with a beautiful woman desires to enjoy the taste of wine by keeping his mouth always full of it.

You can always spot a well informed man his views are the same as yours.

One pitch can be the difference between a win and a loss, an error could be the difference.

When the bad imitate the good, there is no knowing what mischief is intended.

I'm a real low profile guy. So a date night for me is kind of curled up at home and watching something... have a nice glass of wine, a nice meal and we're all set.