In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge; nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them.

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.

The man who is not afraid of danger is not a hero, but a psychopath.

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

I asked many friends if Australian anti-intellectualism was still a living force and they all told me it was. If you are above average intelligence, hide this embarrassing fact.

The English are always ready to admire anything so long as they can queue up.

The British suffer from a most unfortunate superiority complex - unjustified even under Victoria and most certainly hopelessly out-of-date today.

THE British are brave people. They can face anything, except reality.

In the glad old days, before the rise of modern morbidities...it used to be thought a disadvantage to be misunderstood.

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere.

Wealth without virtue is no harmless neighbor.

We need more transparency and accountability in government so that people know how their money is being spent. That means putting budgets online, putting legislation online.

Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals - With no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.

When my mother passed away I was 20.

The good thing is we got the Yankees three times at the end of the season.

Every man and every living creature has a sacred right to the gladness of springtime.

I get more emails and calls when it comes to money than probably any other single person on television when it comes to money.

When your situation has gone beyond the power of nature, it has become a curse. Who can remove a curse but Jesus Christ?