An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.

The man who is not afraid of danger is not a hero, but a psychopath.

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge; nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them.

Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

I asked many friends if Australian anti-intellectualism was still a living force and they all told me it was. If you are above average intelligence, hide this embarrassing fact.

The English are always ready to admire anything so long as they can queue up.

The British suffer from a most unfortunate superiority complex - unjustified even under Victoria and most certainly hopelessly out-of-date today.

THE British are brave people. They can face anything, except reality.

When someone hurts you over and over, ask yourself, WHY DO YOU LET THEM?

Who was more conscious than the soldier of capricious fortune, of the random roll of the dice?

I used to work extremely hard and didn't really achieve a lot of tangible things. But when I started working extremely smart, the gates of abundant blessings opened up for me.

I'm alive but I have no life. I'm alive but also dead. I'm dead and alive.

In philosophy it is not the attainment of the goal that matters it is the things that are met with by the way.

Dig until you hit rock. Then take out that jackhammer and go a little deeper.

Look at a globe and what you are seeing really is a snapshot of the continents as they have been for just one-tenth of 1 per cent of the earths history.

As a person thinks, feels, and believes, so is the condition of his or her mind, body, and circumstances.

I'm not sure I ever want to get married.

We all arrive on Earth with a round-trip ticket.