That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

My purpose... to go on with my heart and soul, devoting all my energies to Girl Scouts, and heart and hand with them, we will make our lives and the lives of the future girls happy, healthy and holy.

I can't wait until dissent is patriotic again.

Hire the best talent to tell the story, or the view is great from my hotel.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

Mental stains can not be removed by time, nor washed away by any waters. [Lat., Animi labes nec diuturnitate vanescere nec omnibus ullis elui potest.]

Acceptance doesn't mean resignation; it means understanding that something is what it is and that there's got to be a way through it.

You can't appreciate a great day unless you've experienced bad ones." - Rabbi Glassman

The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.

God secludes Himself; but the thinker listens at the door.

Don’t waste your time trying to get into my head. There's nothing there.