I can't wait until dissent is patriotic again.

Journalism is about covering important stories-with a pillow, until they stop moving.

Dont bring a candlelight vigil to a gunfight

I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance.

Think you have a low opinion of government? You should see government's opinion of you!

Let's keep people with weird religious faiths out of government. Especially those who have a weird religious faith IN government.

When it comes to government policy, can we please stop using words like "architect"? Telling people what to do is not a skilled profession.

It will be a great day when taxpayers keep the money they earned and DC has to hold a bake sale to to raise the debt limit.

Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

Our real debt ceiling isn't decided by Washington; it's decided by Beijing.

For writers it is always said that the first twenty years of life contain the whole of experience – the rest is observation

It was as if we'd known each other for a thousand years.

The best ads are about the customer and how the product will change his life.

Courage is a perfect sensibility of the measure of danger and a mental willingness to endure it.

It seems to me that all of the evil in life comes from idleness, boredom, and psychic emptiness, but all of that is inevitable when you become accustomed to living at others' expense.

Top Model' is pretty good, because it gives these girls an opportunity to chase their passion and possibly get a contract.

Take those kids and raise them up, teach them how to drink out of a righteous cup.

We are known in a depth of darkness through which we ourselves do not even dare to look. And at the same time, we are seen in a height of a fullness which surpasses our highest vision.

A resignation is a grave act; never performed by a right-minded man without forethought or with reserve.

Let he who would move the world, first complete an environmental impact assessment and a 90-day public comment period.