That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

The weak can't bear to face their weaknesses in the presence of our strength.

Time is the one thing we possess. Our success depends upon the use of our time, and its by-product, the odd moment.

What's the best part of a movie? I love to know what my name is. It's just so fun. That's the first thing I ask. It's just fun because you have a different name in every movie.

It's about the production of the work. I need my workers to stay focused.

You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.

Simplicity is the key to what I do.

strength and beauty must go hand in hand

Which weakness shall I tell her? “I walk funny,” I say, and she’s satisfied with that. (inside joke)

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

Grace is the absence of everything that indicates pain or difficulty, hesitation or incongruity.