TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Make this part of your brand DNA... Tell Your Story In a Way People Will Care.

Life means that I can live to see tomorrow.

Music is subjective to everyone's unique experience.

Mulberry Garden, now the only place of refreshment about the town for persons of the best quality to be exceeding cheated at.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

There's no wrong way to meditate. And meditation should never be a difficult practice that leads to self criticism.

I feel it's my duty as a human being, as a person who is trying - like everybody else who thinks about the state of the world - to enhance the importance of multicultural connection.

Series work is just grueling.

There's something about the authenticity that Hollywood is missing when it comes to urban culture.

The morality of the 21st century will depend on how we respond to this simple but profound question: Does every human life have equal moral value simply and merely because it is human?