Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.

Reading is fundamental - fun to mental.

I believe God wrote the Word in your essence. That's the genius of my Father. You are born knowing right from wrong. You don't need a book to tell you that!

If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.

One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two.

90? 110? You know. It's a Ferrari, baby - you don't do 50 in a Ferrari.

I remember riding across the Brooklyn Bridge about 12 times because they wanted me to keep up with the helicopter, and I said, "Can you have the helicopter keep up with me, my calves are burning!"

He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack.

I think some teams shied away because of it, ... But Minnesota stuck with me and I was happy about that.

Actually it broke my heart to hear that we were going to have to part ways, ... It's a business and they had to do what they had to do.

It's definitely a relief that it's over. It's been a long season for us, with ups and downs. But we're going to put it behind us now and we've got to try and be a better team.

Learning to pay attention to how your body feels can offer you rich guidance about your choices and direction in life.

Failure is never fatal. But failure to change can and might be.

Computer animation is one way to liberate people from their circumstantial gravity, and it is one way to give them mental freedom.

I directed an episode of Touched by an Angel a couple of months ago, and I will be doing more of that. I just like to keep a bit of variety going; it keeps things interesting.

The farms you live in will be yours for free. When mineworkers strike, it will be to complain that we are giving them too much money.

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

You have to get a great headline to attract attention in your blog - it's about the lure - not the rod.

I want to do stories that inspire people.

They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.

Happy are the painters, for they shall not be lonely.