Spiritual is the word people use when they mean they want to be covered whey they die but they're not getting up early on a Sunday.

You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.

The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.

Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street - genuine Rolex watch: six bucks.

Fifty per cent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 per cent end in death.

Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.

The way I see life, it's like we're all flying on the Hindenburg, why fight over the window seats?

I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower.

How's daydreaming affecting nightmares?? Showing the light where is all dark!

What was I to you?" he asked. She didn't answer but turned and walked away. That's when he knew: Nothing or everything.

Whatever you are, do not even assume that you will be surrounded and gnawed by luxurious worms of an exquisite breed.

However confused the scene of our life appears however torn we may be who now do face that scene it can be faced and we can go on to be whole.

I was poor white trash, no glitter, no glamour, but I'm not ashamed of anything.

Unlimit yourself: Stand in power, walk with intention.

Like billowing clouds, Like the incessant gurgle of the brook The longing of the spirit can never be stilled.

Some things have changed, but there's a lot of what went on in the Washington administration that's just been done ever since because that's the way we do things.

I do not believe there has ever been a name as important as Pierre Cardin in the general history of couture.

Throwing a line out to sea To see if I can catch a dream