In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.

You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.

The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street - genuine Rolex watch: six bucks.

Fifty per cent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 per cent end in death.

Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.

The way I see life, it's like we're all flying on the Hindenburg, why fight over the window seats?

I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower.

If you ever thought you were ugly, Los Angeles is the place to come and find out you were right.

No arrogant man has ever touched the human heart, no despot ever commanded respect.

People think - Rebel, Adamant, Egoistic, Impractical, ProudMy answer - Unconventional, Fighter, Uncompromising, Dreamer, God's Masterpiece Perception Matters

In dreams begins responsibility.

I don't have incredible knowledge about films or of filmmaking history; I'm not that kind of person.

Man loves company - even if it is only that of a small burning candle.

According to the computer models, we do expect high winds in northern Germany to increase by one percent per decade. But this is such a weak phenomenon that we won't even notice it at first.

Often even a whole city suffers for a bad man who sins and contrives presumptuous deeds.

My first love, you're every breath that I take, you're every step I make

Life has no meaning except in terms of responsibility.

I love Frank Capra. He believed in the goodness of people and one man's ability to fight and often triumph.