You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.

The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.

Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street - genuine Rolex watch: six bucks.

Fifty per cent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 per cent end in death.

Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.

The way I see life, it's like we're all flying on the Hindenburg, why fight over the window seats?

I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower.

If you ever thought you were ugly, Los Angeles is the place to come and find out you were right.

I grasp words for the sake of clutching My mind considers them heart touchingRight then I write for my reader's pleasureNot knowing what distance a soul can measure

As long you are still living, you can achieve far more than you could ever imagined

Music was invented to confirm human loneliness.

Life is like riding a bicycle. If you want to stay balanced you've got to keep moving forward.

There isn't anything in your life that cannot be changed.

Every two days now we create as much information as we did from the dawn of civilization up until 2003.

Now a small woman, with dangerous curves. I could bite into her.

Strangest thing is, you learn the value of experience only with experience

You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.

For dreams to come true, it requires diligence. Believing is the most important thing!