Some men's ugliness is hard to beat.

A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain. It can be and is often treasured by the recipient for life.

A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself.

A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

There is a realm where the rainbow never fades

Prejudice is the twin of illiberality.

He is a first-rate collector who can, upon all occasions, collect his wits.

Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.

It is undoubtedly true that some people mistake sycophancy for good nature, but it is equally true that many more mistake impertinence for sincerity.

The pen is a formidable weapon, but a man can kill himself with it a great deal more easily than he can other people.

Intelligence entails a strong mind, but genius entails a heart of a lion in tune with a strong mind.

God's grace of forgiveness is greater than all sins.

What are we artists for? We are for showing you what you've wandered for to find the home of your spirit...

A lot of people ask me if I'm OK. I'm capable of crazy - a lot of people are - but I'm OK.

Acting to me is real life - I don't act.

It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.

The first World Cup I remember was in the 1950 when I was 9 or 10 years old. My father was a soccer player, and there was a big party, and when Brazil lost to Uruguay, I saw my father crying.

I pulled the Johnny character from the Jamaican Johnny Too Bad thing.

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals.

A man in business must put up many affronts if he loves his own quiet.