Dental Work Quotes

Dental Work Quote of the day

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.

An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.

I've been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn't pay for the dental work he needed.

I hate the rich snots here with a fervent passion I usually reserve only for dental work and my father.