So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What’s it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet.

Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually.

Yeah, Hera was definitely channelling her inner Wicked Witch of the West that day.

Behold, my children!" she said. "The instrument of my revenge. I will call it a scythe!"The Titans muttered among themselves: What is that for? Why is it curved? How do you spell scythe?

Helios thought he looked pretty hot, and he had an annoying habit of calling the sun his "chick magnet.

Life has only three states-Happiness, Grief and Emptiness.The extreme state of life is emptiness.

All I want is an education, and I am afraid of no one.

In poetry, everything can be faked but the intensity of utterance.

You will become way less concerned with what other people think of you when you realize how seldom they do.

I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.

Life is short, break the rules.

After a few games I knew I was going to be able to compete. The idea of being a star never crossed my mind.

Psycholog­y is in its infancy, as a science. I hope in the interests of Art, it will always remain so.

Law rules throughout existence, a Law which is not intelligent, but Intelligence.

Use a sweet tongue, courtesy, and gentleness, and thou mayest manage to guide an elephant by a hair.