Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods Quotes

Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually.

Yeah, Hera was definitely channelling her inner Wicked Witch of the West that day.

Behold, my children!" she said. "The instrument of my revenge. I will call it a scythe!"The Titans muttered among themselves: What is that for? Why is it curved? How do you spell scythe?

Helios thought he looked pretty hot, and he had an annoying habit of calling the sun his "chick magnet.

So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What’s it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet.