So you can look me in the eye and say that you are a president committed to cleaning up the environment?

My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?'

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.

The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.

Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too!

America remembers. On this 12th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, the nation honors those who were lost.

If you are the person who gets the lion's share of attention in good times, guess what: you get the lion's share of attention in bad times.

There was always an unspoken generosity about my mom.

Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.

If anything is sacred, the human body is sacred.

Nihilists embrace life's existence by the acceptance of nothingness

Talent is one thing, personality and attitude is everything!

I am a temperance Republican down to my toes.

This unrequited love, to me it's nothing but a one-man cult/And cyanide in my styrofoam cup

Religion should be disentangled as much as possible from history and authority and metaphysics, and made to rest honestly on one's fine feelings, on one's indomitable optimism and trust in life.

I don't put off any time with my grandchildren. I don't put off a thing.

One of life's most painful moments comes when we must admit that we didn't do our homework, that we are not prepared.

My oldest brother was a big influence on the films I watched as a kid.