America remembers. On this 12th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, the nation honors those who were lost.

My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?'

So you can look me in the eye and say that you are a president committed to cleaning up the environment?

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.

The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.

Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too!

If you are the person who gets the lion's share of attention in good times, guess what: you get the lion's share of attention in bad times.

There was always an unspoken generosity about my mom.

I am one thing, my writings are another.

One of the things that kills Buddhist spiritual life is excessive seriousness.

The journey is greater than the destination.

I want to start saying bad words all the time!

My answer to the racial problem in America is to not deal with it at all. The founding fathers dealt with it when they made the Constitution.

Apart from Jesus I am a greedy man.

Chess programs are our enemies, they destroy the romance of chess. They take away the beauty of the game. Everything can be calculated.

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

The world has certain rules - Hollywood has certain rules - but it doesn't mean you have to play by them, and I don't, or I'd be a miserable person.

If you are a chef, no matter how good a chef you are, it's not good cooking for yourself; the joy is in cooking for others - it's the same with music.