The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.

My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?'

So you can look me in the eye and say that you are a president committed to cleaning up the environment?

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.

Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too!

America remembers. On this 12th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, the nation honors those who were lost.

If you are the person who gets the lion's share of attention in good times, guess what: you get the lion's share of attention in bad times.

There was always an unspoken generosity about my mom.

I believe that our world was created with a sense of order. For every loss, there's a gain. Sometimes we're so blinded by the loss that we don't see the gain, don't recognize the gift.

Miracles prove nothing except to those whose faith is bought very cheap, sir.

Eden is that old-fashioned House We dwell in every day Without suspecting our abode Until we drive away.

To me in my childhood, elves and fairies of all sorts were very real things, and my dolls were as really children as I was myself a child.

At the same time, preparation is important to playoff success.

The reverse side of the coin in having this extraordinary ability to go anywhere, is that no one anywhere is remote any more.

The American fans would love to see me fight anybody.

I think the emancipation of women in Afghanistan has to come from inside, through Afghans themselves, gradually, over time.

I am not your justification for existence.

Rappers make what's in, in. If we want to bring back something like Jordache, we just say it and the girls start wearing it. We have a lot of pull.