Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?'

So you can look me in the eye and say that you are a president committed to cleaning up the environment?

The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.

The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.

Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too!

America remembers. On this 12th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, the nation honors those who were lost.

If you are the person who gets the lion's share of attention in good times, guess what: you get the lion's share of attention in bad times.

There was always an unspoken generosity about my mom.

When we create, we become stronger. When we create, we feel better. When we create, we can use our own two hands to create a new world. And this new world will be as we want it to be.

It was something quite special, that feeling: an oppressive, hideous constraint as if I were sitting with the small ghost of somebody I had just killed.

Listeners instinctively detect that when we lower the usual pitch of our voice, we are sad, and when we raise it, we are angry or fearful.

Under the tropic is our language spoke, And part of Flanders hath receiv'd our yoke.

Death is release, if you've lived all right.

Workers' rights should be a central focus of development.

If you persist in ignoring your intuition, you may find yourself stuck in a permanent holding pattern instead of taking the risks that lead to creative growth.

That’s my idea of what a portrait ought to be, anonymous and documentary and a straightforward picture of mankind.

Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand